Those people who feed me and try to make me take pills, took me to this frigid cold place the other day. I mean, it was so cold my pee froze. They made me go outside without my coat and told me to “hurry up”. What else was I supposed to do? Anyway, when I finally got back inside I gave them a thrill by making myself comfy on their couch. Turnabout’s fair play, I say.
I’m not a fan of plaid — but if you’re cold, you’re cold