Just look at that picture. Such a gorgeous snout. What a profile. This is me on top of a stack of paper. Those people here (who make me poop on the side of the road and take walks when it’s raining) call it a magasheen or something like that. (People mumble — dogs never mumble.) They said the magasheen was a joke, but, hey, I’m not a joke folks.
I’ll be doing autographs for anyone who asks.
