Man, was this a busy day. I am so wiped out it’s unbelievable. Those people here grabbed me out of bed when it was dark and rainy. Shoved a collar on me and took me outside to walk. (Usually a fine thing. Today, I would rather a few more z’s.) Then they try to make me pee in a cup. What the …!?
Into the car. Drag me all over town. Leave me sitting here. Leave me sitting there.
Then suddenly we’re in one of those things they call “dog parks”. Believe me — dogs like parks. They don’t like dog parks. Too many crazy little yappy nutballs show up and want to snip at a guy’s legs. But, I put up with it and explored around.
Suddenly, that ended. Back to the car. Drag me all over town again.
Then where am I? Oh no. It’s that place with people wearing white jackets, where they take me in the back, where I cannot see my people. And they shove needles in me. Ugh. That’s sore.
Back to the car. Drag me around again.
Sheesh. So, right now it’s time to sleep.
That’s what I wanted to do when this day started. Dogs get no respect. None.
