Today I am a Good Citizen. I’m always a pretty good guy. Today these people took me to my country home and made me play a bunch of games like Sit!, Stay! and other stuff. They like games where say stuff they call ‘commands’. OK, so I did what they asked. Then they got all, like, ‘whoa’ – and hugged me and said ‘such a good boy, you’re a GOOD CITIZEN’. I don’t know what that means, but it got me a lot of treats and I had fun zooming through the tunnels. So I guess it’s something I want to do again.